WANTED // 01
SIR RUG-A-LOT
Promises a castle. Delivers a trapdoor.
Weakness: locked liquidity and anyone who reads.
BANANAHOOD//4663
0/4 relics
The Sherwood Node
BANANA
HOOD
NO RUG IS SAFE IN SHERWOOD.
The market closed. The chain didn’t. One chaotic ape keeps watch between the blocks.
Official X, Telegram and Discord are not live yet — links appear here first.
[001] // Node file
THE FOREST HAS A LEDGER.
An original, independent folklore for people who know every fairytale needs receipts.
THE ORIGIN BLOCK
When the closing bell cracked and the charts went dark, Sherwood stayed online. From the oldest node stepped Banannahood: part ape, part folk warning, entirely allergic to suspicious unlock schedules.
Expose the trope
The villains are fictional. The red flags are educational comedy.
Lock the lore
Arrows pin slippery plotlines to the public ledger.
Return bananas
The community gets the punchline, the tools, and the stage.
No kings
Sherwood belongs to the apes who keep it honest and funny.
INDEPENDENT UNIVERSE: BANANAHOOD is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Robinhood. We use no official logos, ticker, or protected brand assets.
SUBJECT 4663
BANANAHOOD
Chaotic good. Chronically onchain. Bananas responsibly.
A hooded ape vigilante with a bow tuned to contract events. He does not predict markets. He spots comedy in bad patterns, fires liquidity-lock arrows into meme-lore, and leaves a banana peel where the fake roadmap used to be.
Weapon
Nodebow
Power
Receipt Vision
Symbol
4663
[002] // Node file
ROGUES GALLERY
Five fictional archetypes. Zero real people. Every resemblance is probably a red flag.
WANTED // 02
DR. HONEYPOT
You may enter the lab. Your tokens may not leave.
Weakness: test sells and basic curiosity.
WANTED // 03
THE FAKE DEV
Three profile photos, zero shipped code.
Weakness: public history and specific questions.
WANTED // 04
PUMP & DUMP
Two loud goblins sharing one suspicious chart.
Weakness: patience and position sizing.
WANTED // 05
THE INSIDER
Has a source: the reflection in their screen.
Weakness: receipts, timestamps, daylight.
[003] // Node file
SHERWOOD ADVENTURES
The free browser game at the centre of the forest. No wallet, no signup, no purchase — just run, jump and lock rugs.
Four zones
Sherwood Forest, Liquidity River, Neon Node City, Rug-Puller Hideout.
Nodebow
Liquidity-lock arrows pin fictional rugs and seal cartoon honey traps. Nobody gets hurt.
4663 relics
Hidden relics, daily patrols, ranks and achievements — all for fun.
Points and ranks only. No tokens, prizes or money are awarded, and none are required to play.
[004] // Node file
MEME LAB
Forge a field-ready meme card. Randomize it, rewrite it, download it, or send it into the timeline.
Meme output is parody and community entertainment. It makes no promise of profit or market performance.
[005] // Node file
RUG DETECTOR
Read the clues. Trust your pattern recognition. Absolutely do not mistake this banana-powered parody for financial analysis.
SCANNING FICTIONAL TOKEN — CASE 1 OF 4
$ACORN
- Liquidity locked
- Docs explain the joke
- No countdown timer
ENTERTAINMENT ONLY // DEMO SCENARIOS // NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Your verdict
Cases reviewed: 0/4
[006] // Node file
SHERWOOD SIGNALS
A theatrical control panel fed by pure lore. These numbers are invented, animated, and not connected to any market.
DEMO / LORE DATA
Not live market informationRug radar
87%
Ape chorus
4,663
Meme velocity
↑ MEMETIC
[007] // Node file
MEME ARCHIVE
Original field dispatches from the Banannahood universe. Community submissions join the archive after launch.
Official token channel
CONTRACT: COMING SOON
No contract address is live. Ignore copies, replies, DMs, “presales,” and surprise links. Once launched, trust only the contract published on this site and the official X profile linked here.
[008] // Node file
THE FOREST PLAN
A roadmap without orbital promises, suspicious yachts, or twelve phases of ‘marketing.’
01
Find the Rugs
Catalog suspicious tropes. Laugh with receipts.
02
Lock the Liquidity
Make transparency part of the folklore.
03
Rally the Apes
Give the loudest bananas a useful chorus.
04
Open the Sherwood Gates
Launch the official links, tools, and meme gates.
05
Community Takes Over
The community writes the next block of the story.
[009] // Node file
FOREST FAQ
The fine print, spoken loudly enough for the back row.